Max Photon Gets Flamed At JREF
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Max Photon Gets Flamed At JREF
Gentlemen, start your insults.
Started: July 13, 2007
Updated: August 23, 2007
The following excerpts were lovingly extracted by Max from: JREF > Forum > Conspiracy Theories for your entertainment.
To be clear, all of the quotes below are aimed directly at yours truly, Maxwell C. Photon.
Not to worry - the old boy takes it lightly.
Let's listen in...
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Max, up the voltage, the shock treatments are not working....
... the Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory!
Physicists should be jealous!
You are an ignorant charlatan babbling incoherently.
You don't have any ideas. You are a dimwit.
Save your carpal tunnels. We know what you think. People are laughing at you, Max. Some people think your loony ideas are funny. I think your claims are sad, ignorant, and delusional.
For the life of me I can't figure out how you are able to type all that in a straitjacket.
Maxie, listen carefully: You're not a scientist. NOBODY here thinks you sound anything like a real scientist. You sound like a kid with a very average IQ who didn't do well in any science courses he might have taken.
Just curious: Do you often have the urge to remove all of your clothes in public?
Verdict: another ignorant, dishonest egomaniac peddling thoroughly debunked rubbish.
Obtuse, no real conclusions, false information, and irrational ranting that lack organization.
If graded, an F.
I gave it an F-
There is enough information in this post of yours to have you committed
You make me sad, Max. I don't think you're funny.
Argument by repeated unsupported assertion,
uninformed opinion masquerading as evidence,
highly suspicious and unverifiable claims of expertise, [No, I am the Word of God ... really.]
near-supersonic handwaving,
blog closed to comments
and the most annoying writing style I've seen in years.
Ridiculous
farcical
preposterous
laughable
silly
ludicrous
comical
risible...
Might as well just get a portable spotlight and a sandwich board that says "I'm nutz"
This has to be a joke. Right?
You've manged to combine every anti-USA conspiracy theory of the last decade into one huge mega-conspiracy-theory.
Mental.
Having read some of your "paper" and some of the other stuff on your website including both of your FAQs and your explanation of how Euler's equation is somehow connected to the "cloaked demolition" of the WTC... all I can really say is that there is no question in mind that we are dealing with actual mental illness at this point, beyond anything I've probably ever run into outside of USENET....Please don't take this the wrong way or as an insult but I think you need actual professional help far greater then any of us are capable of providing.
The lightbulb has burned out...Please turn your light bulb back on or I will refer to you as Max Headroom...
Wow, you're dumb!
Photo > http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2759786#post2759786
Seriously though, I couldn't tell whether or not it was a parody. If it is, it's pretty good.
Seems to me your silly stuff is all wrong, without proof, and false. It borders on being lies. Prove it and present some facts. Thermite does not explain anything except the rant of an old Dr who lost his job due to his inability to use his mind after being blinded by political bias to make up lies about 9/11.
I REALLY hate it when "PEOPLE" abuse the formatting system in an effort to appease their own narcissistic tendencies. What is it with narcissists speaking about themselves in the third person, anyway?
Reading it, I felt as if it were an attempt by an annoying salesman to sell me a POS used car.
NIST also conveniently left out that invisible leprechauns planted the themite and their non-electric detonators and shock-tube ignitors the evening of 9/10 while singing (in a pitch not audible by humans) "Hi-Ho Hi-HO, it off to work we go".
This clearly points the finger at that politically incorrect former advertising icon, the Phreato Bandito.
To cause the explosion dimboy is talking about requires water and i really would like to know where that came from.
Good luck with the rest of your life.
...an entertaining loon...
Personally, I don't think this level of misunderstanding merits a serious answer
...this type of individual cannot be taught. Ideas could not penetrate the skulls of such if you drilled and blasted...
All my favorite nutcases talk in third person.
Either this is some kind of joke-troll thing, or this guy has some serious, Christophera-level issues.
If you indeed read his site, I hereby bow in adoration of your intellectual insulation powers. I could not get past the first few lines without overheating. All that concentrated silliness, and the size of the ego...
I am sure Max can be shown that his theories don't hold up under scrutiny.
Crazy makes my head hurt.
Here's my thought: You should start refining your act for stand-up, but make it more grandiose and larger than life. So far, you have a good start. Let's be honest, you're having fun with the whole 9/11 conspiracy idea, and playing an over-the-top character. If not, then someone already mentioned getting help, and I'd go ahead and ask for shock treatment.
Seriously I knew this would come up sooner or later, a completely untestable theory which posits a completely natural looking collapse only with that little bit moretm
I'm at a loss for words.
Would that be Christophera level mental illness? Or Ace mental illness?
More like the Time Cube guy, but with better social skills.
A short video > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PDKcX0Ji90
Howdy folks... Do these phreato termites taste good with bean dip ?
"Rust Generator" will now replace "High Energy Scientist" as the new JREF nonexistant science meme.
... you'd need herds of Karmann Ghias scooting around the WTC buildings to generate the supposed amount needed for Mr. Bright Spark's phreako-thermatic explosions.
I knew it was going to be trouble when allowed patients at local mental institution internet access
You know, Max (assuming that you are not a sock puppet of some other hopeless moron), I can't speak for other people on this forum. But nothing ticks me off quite so much as a really dumb, ignorant guy who peddles stupid, thoroughly debunked rubbish and then pretends to be cool.
You are not smart.
You know nothing about science.
The snake oil you're selling is very, very old.
Your act stinks.
So, now that I've had enough time (and scotch) to read Max's rambling, self-serving screed, let me take this opportunity to translate it into near-normal English.
I'm sure e^n and Dr. Frank and a few others are splitting their sides laughing at you.
...you have to start using your brain for more than a hat rack...
I'd kill that website. Definitely "non-cool"! You can't be cool and have abject proof of your idiocy available for all to see.
If one can find one's way through the drivel, the devilishly cleverly aimed plane is exactly what Max Protein is pushing.
This just gets worser and worser!
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What if MAX-MIHOP is correct?
Max Photon Gets Flamed At JREF
Gentlemen, start your insults.
Started: July 13, 2007
Updated: August 23, 2007
The following excerpts were lovingly extracted by Max from: JREF > Forum > Conspiracy Theories for your entertainment.
To be clear, all of the quotes below are aimed directly at yours truly, Maxwell C. Photon.
Not to worry - the old boy takes it lightly.
Let's listen in...
* * * * *
Max, up the voltage, the shock treatments are not working....
... the Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory!
Physicists should be jealous!
You are an ignorant charlatan babbling incoherently.
You don't have any ideas. You are a dimwit.
Save your carpal tunnels. We know what you think. People are laughing at you, Max. Some people think your loony ideas are funny. I think your claims are sad, ignorant, and delusional.
For the life of me I can't figure out how you are able to type all that in a straitjacket.
Maxie, listen carefully: You're not a scientist. NOBODY here thinks you sound anything like a real scientist. You sound like a kid with a very average IQ who didn't do well in any science courses he might have taken.
Just curious: Do you often have the urge to remove all of your clothes in public?
Verdict: another ignorant, dishonest egomaniac peddling thoroughly debunked rubbish.
Obtuse, no real conclusions, false information, and irrational ranting that lack organization.
If graded, an F.
I gave it an F-
There is enough information in this post of yours to have you committed
You make me sad, Max. I don't think you're funny.
Argument by repeated unsupported assertion,
uninformed opinion masquerading as evidence,
highly suspicious and unverifiable claims of expertise, [No, I am the Word of God ... really.]
near-supersonic handwaving,
blog closed to comments
and the most annoying writing style I've seen in years.
Ridiculous
farcical
preposterous
laughable
silly
ludicrous
comical
risible...
Might as well just get a portable spotlight and a sandwich board that says "I'm nutz"
This has to be a joke. Right?
You've manged to combine every anti-USA conspiracy theory of the last decade into one huge mega-conspiracy-theory.
Mental.
Having read some of your "paper" and some of the other stuff on your website including both of your FAQs and your explanation of how Euler's equation is somehow connected to the "cloaked demolition" of the WTC... all I can really say is that there is no question in mind that we are dealing with actual mental illness at this point, beyond anything I've probably ever run into outside of USENET....Please don't take this the wrong way or as an insult but I think you need actual professional help far greater then any of us are capable of providing.
The lightbulb has burned out...Please turn your light bulb back on or I will refer to you as Max Headroom...
Wow, you're dumb!
Photo > http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2759786#post2759786
Seriously though, I couldn't tell whether or not it was a parody. If it is, it's pretty good.
Seems to me your silly stuff is all wrong, without proof, and false. It borders on being lies. Prove it and present some facts. Thermite does not explain anything except the rant of an old Dr who lost his job due to his inability to use his mind after being blinded by political bias to make up lies about 9/11.
I REALLY hate it when "PEOPLE" abuse the formatting system in an effort to appease their own narcissistic tendencies. What is it with narcissists speaking about themselves in the third person, anyway?
Reading it, I felt as if it were an attempt by an annoying salesman to sell me a POS used car.
NIST also conveniently left out that invisible leprechauns planted the themite and their non-electric detonators and shock-tube ignitors the evening of 9/10 while singing (in a pitch not audible by humans) "Hi-Ho Hi-HO, it off to work we go".
This clearly points the finger at that politically incorrect former advertising icon, the Phreato Bandito.
To cause the explosion dimboy is talking about requires water and i really would like to know where that came from.
Good luck with the rest of your life.
...an entertaining loon...
Personally, I don't think this level of misunderstanding merits a serious answer
...this type of individual cannot be taught. Ideas could not penetrate the skulls of such if you drilled and blasted...
All my favorite nutcases talk in third person.
Either this is some kind of joke-troll thing, or this guy has some serious, Christophera-level issues.
If you indeed read his site, I hereby bow in adoration of your intellectual insulation powers. I could not get past the first few lines without overheating. All that concentrated silliness, and the size of the ego...
I am sure Max can be shown that his theories don't hold up under scrutiny.
Crazy makes my head hurt.
Here's my thought: You should start refining your act for stand-up, but make it more grandiose and larger than life. So far, you have a good start. Let's be honest, you're having fun with the whole 9/11 conspiracy idea, and playing an over-the-top character. If not, then someone already mentioned getting help, and I'd go ahead and ask for shock treatment.
Seriously I knew this would come up sooner or later, a completely untestable theory which posits a completely natural looking collapse only with that little bit moretm
I'm at a loss for words.
Would that be Christophera level mental illness? Or Ace mental illness?
More like the Time Cube guy, but with better social skills.
A short video > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PDKcX0Ji90
Howdy folks... Do these phreato termites taste good with bean dip ?
"Rust Generator" will now replace "High Energy Scientist" as the new JREF nonexistant science meme.
... you'd need herds of Karmann Ghias scooting around the WTC buildings to generate the supposed amount needed for Mr. Bright Spark's phreako-thermatic explosions.
I knew it was going to be trouble when allowed patients at local mental institution internet access
You know, Max (assuming that you are not a sock puppet of some other hopeless moron), I can't speak for other people on this forum. But nothing ticks me off quite so much as a really dumb, ignorant guy who peddles stupid, thoroughly debunked rubbish and then pretends to be cool.
You are not smart.
You know nothing about science.
The snake oil you're selling is very, very old.
Your act stinks.
So, now that I've had enough time (and scotch) to read Max's rambling, self-serving screed, let me take this opportunity to translate it into near-normal English.
I'm sure e^n and Dr. Frank and a few others are splitting their sides laughing at you.
...you have to start using your brain for more than a hat rack...
I'd kill that website. Definitely "non-cool"! You can't be cool and have abject proof of your idiocy available for all to see.
If one can find one's way through the drivel, the devilishly cleverly aimed plane is exactly what Max Protein is pushing.
This just gets worser and worser!
* * * * *
What if MAX-MIHOP is correct?
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